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APC will impregnate more stray brides, by Funke Egbemode

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The woman advertised, the man bought. Willing buyer, willing seller principle is at play in Nigeria. Look. If you push the bosom of a full breasted woman in the face of a man, his first thought most likely would be to grab the succulent opportunity with both hands, whether he proceeds to the next stage to devour and ravage to his heart’s content depends on a few other factors. But most men will rise to the occasion. Indeed, if they don’t, won’t the woman offering feel insulted? I even think it is not right to devalue a woman like that.

So why is the opposition harassing President Tinubu and All Progressive Congress (APC)? How is it Tinubu’s fault that Nigeria is drifting towards a one-party state? The opposition party in Nigeria, like a woman, saw a hot-blooded male, looking for a warm body and offered to warm his bed. With a full cleavage in the open, figure hugging dress barely veiling promises thereunder, the woman twerked and twisted. The man tapped her shoulder. She winked. He tickled her waist, counting the waist beads furtively. She smiled and rolled her tongue over her lips. He dragged her to sit beside him. She opted to sit on his lap. This is a man who had already had a few glasses of cognac. She continued to rub her leg against his legs under the table. Of course, the man asked for his bill quick and took her to the ….. em….em…. slaughter slab, sorry, a nice suite to check her goods out. Please note that not once did we hear a whimper or protest. Note also that no man showed up to claim this woman as his. No one accused the ‘toaster” that the bread being harassed or pawed was his. Why then is the man, and not the woman, being accused of abduction and kidnapping because she is now being vigorously worked on behind closed doors? The man, having landed the prize, has to give a good account of himself. Doesn’t he?

Giving a good account of itself is all APC is guilty of. The opposition is succulent and willing to give its bosom softly and freely. Seriously, do we actually think APC will spit out the nipples PDP and LP were pushing into its mouth? Save for REAL men of God or the ones whose wives are sitting beside them or watching, how many men do you personally know who will turn down a curvy banging body?

Delta State alone has 3,221,695 votes according to the INEC register. It most likely will increase by 2027 when more and younger Deltans will come into the voting fold. A woman’s banging body doesn’t come better than this. What Governor Oborevwori is bringing into APC’s inner chambers are firm breasts, voluptuous hips, very fertile womb. Why do you think PDP is reeling in pains and APC rolled out the drums on Monday? This beautiful bride is coming with promise. She is beautiful endowed. She will give APC plenty of children. She’s a major addition. Rivers state with 3,537, 190 votes in her bra is still straddling the fence but with the way PDP has focused on who occupies the office of National Secretary instead of closing ranks to shield Rivers state, APC will soon add her to the harem. One minute she’s wearing a mini skirt, the next, she’s flaunting her breasts and smooth thighs, what’s a man supposed to do, just smack his lips and take a cold shower? Not a sustainable or fair option.

Where was the man in the life of this woman that is now being ravished on the back seat of a limousine? Did he take care of the needs of the woman? Did he give her time and the energy of the other room? Where were the owners of the opposition parties when their critical members hit the streets to entice ‘the man’? Where was former Vice President Atiku Abubakar? Or is he no longer a major stakeholder and leader of PDP? My wicked friend said the woman escaped while her husband was in a meeting with his coalition partners. Ah, and he left the door ajar! Who does that? Women, like politicians, are attracted to success and power. What a curvy body does to men’s loins is what power and influence do to a politician’s head. The more influence the Labour Party and PDP lost, the less attractive it becomes to its members who are already looking at 2027. Their own jobs and bottom lines depend on who can secure another four years for them.

Anybody with the sense God gave a goose knows the endless squabbles in the opposition parties could only lead them to Golgotha, the place of skulls. And what didn’t they fight over? PDP has not agreed on anything since 2022. They couldn’t agree on whether their Chairman, Senator Iyorchia Ayu, was bigger than their threatened electoral victory or not. The party threw the spanners in the works of its own presidential primaries in the middle of the event because the leaders couldn’t put the party first. For good measure, they hung the party’s major financier out to dry. When they couldn’t find any other thing to fight over, they started quarrelling over whose office was loyal to who until they started living on the premises of one court or the other. Nobody was big enough to call anybody to order. It was like the bug that bit Labour Party people assumed COVID-19 virus proportions in PDP. Nobody was listening to anybody. Nobody thought of the party. Soon, members of the opposition parties started living up to the ‘hook-up girl billing’.

The hedge around them, they broke with their own hands. They have all now wandered out, freely tickling warm blooded APC.

So, again I ask, how is this APC’s fault? Is it that we cannot see that politicians are incapable of loving anybody but themselves? Is it not obvious that the defection song and dance is all about a few men and the national cake they are stuffing their face with? They are not doing this for God or country.

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Soon and very soon, APC will impregnate more stray brides, enlarge its harem and the rest will be history repeating itself all over again, if you get my drift.

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No hope for Nigeria under Tinubu, APC, says PDP

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…Challenges President to account for subsidy savings, loans

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), has written off President Bola Tinubu, saying there is no hope for Nigeria under his leadership.

The party said the President and members of his administration are detached from the realities of life of the everyday Nigerian.

The opposition party accused the administration of avoiding accountability on key financial issues, particularly savings from subsidy removal and foreign loans.

It urged the President to give a full account of the trillions of naira allegedly saved in the last two years from subsidy removal,

At a media conference on Thursday in Abuja, the PDP’s National Publicity Secretary, Debo Ologunagba, scoffed at the President’s Independence Day broadcast, describing it as a litany of untruth propagation of false hope.

According to him, majority of the Nigerian people did not bother to listen to the President’s boring and uninspiring broadcast, full of false statistics that are at variance with the reality of the life of Nigerians.

Ologunagba said President Tinubu himself did not believe in the statistics he reeled out about the economy, judging by his language during his broadcast.

He said, “If with the present suffering and high cost of living, the President is saying the economy is working, then there is indeed no hope for Nigeria under Tinubu and the APC.

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“President’s Independence Day speech was a boring, uninspiring humdrum, full of false statistics that are at variance with the reality of the life of Nigerians

“The President himself, from his body language, did not even believe the content of the speech he read.

“Majority of Nigerians did not even bother to listen to him because they know that as usual, the speech will be

“The entire broadcast was a litany of untruth and propagation of false hope. His statement that the economy has improved is an affront to the sensibilities of Nigerians, who daily, are confronted with the effects of failed, ill-thought out and ill-implemented macro economy policies.”

The PDP spokesman declared the President’s claim of achievement with the payment of N25, 000 to households as “tokenism of alms-giving” adding, “it shows the level of disdain Tinubu has for Nigerians as if he is a feudal lord.”

Ologunagba described
Independence Day speech as a stock-taking event for any given leader, saying that
Nigerians had expected the President to account for the trillions of Naira his administration claimed to have saved from the removal of subsidies in the last two years.

“Nigerians expected him to provide details of loans collected by his government and the specific projects and policies to which those loans were applied and the results therefrom.

“This demand is necessary given reports ot massive treasury looting, diversion of public funds and direct pillaging under his watch.

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“The failure to account for this fund is a confirmation of the allegations of massive looting in his government, otherwise we challenge him to give account,” the party spokesman said.

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Lassa Fever: 895 confirmed cases, 166 deaths recorded so far in 2025 – NCDC

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The Nigeria Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, NCDC, has reported 11 new confirmed cases of Lassa fever in its latest Situation Report covering Week 37 (September 8–14, 2025).

According to the update, the new cases were recorded in Ondo, Bauchi, Kogi, and Anambra States, showing a slight decline compared to the 13 cases confirmed in the previous week.

The cumulative figures for 2025 now stand at 895 confirmed cases and 166 deaths, representing a case fatality rate (CFR) of 18.5 percent. This is higher than the 16.9 percent CFR reported during the same period in 2024.

So far, 21 states across 106 Local Government Areas (LGAs) have recorded at least one confirmed case.

However, the majority of infections, about 90 per cent, have come from Ondo, Bauchi, Edo, Taraba, and Ebonyi States, underscoring the persistent burden of the disease in those regions.

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The report also highlighted that the most affected age group remains 21–30 years, while no new healthcare worker infections were recorded during the reporting week.
Encouragingly, both suspected and confirmed cases show a downward trend compared to the same period last year.

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The NCDC, while reaffirming its commitment to combating the outbreak, urged Nigerians to remain vigilant and adopt preventive measures such as avoiding contact with rodents, proper food storage, and seeking early medical attention when symptoms appear.

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Nigeria at 65: Obi decries leadership failures, Says “A Great Nigeria is still possible”

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Labour Party’s presidential candidate in the 2023 elections, Mr. Peter Obi, has called on Nigerians to draw strength from the resilience of the past while demanding accountability from today’s leaders, as the country marks its 65th Independence Anniversary.

In a statement issued on Wednesday, titled “A Great Nigeria is Still Possible,” Obi reflected on the promise of October 1, 1960, when Nigeria emerged from colonial rule to global acclaim as an African power in the making. He recalled that Time Magazine once predicted Nigeria’s rise as a true African superpower, noting that the founding fathers fought for freedom with passion and determination to build a nation of prosperity and pride.

Obi lamented that decades of poor leadership derailed that vision, with the situation worsening under the current administration. “Today, the picture is bleak,” he said, citing Nigeria’s mounting debt of about N175 trillion—nearly 50 percent of GDP—without improvements in the productive sector. He noted that Nigeria has slipped to the fourth-largest economy in Africa, behind South Africa, Egypt, and Algeria, while its democracy is increasingly described as “undemocratic.”

The former Anambra governor criticised what he described as extravagant government spending amidst widespread poverty. He pointed to billions allocated for new jets, yachts, luxury cars, and renovations of official residences, contrasting them with meagre budgets for healthcare, education, and science. “Billions are spent on luxuries that outweigh the combined budgets of teaching hospitals and ministries essential for national growth,” Obi said.

Obi further highlighted the impact of reckless borrowing, crippling insecurity, and widespread corruption, which have deterred investment and deepened hardship. He warned that UNICEF and the World Food Programme project that 33 million Nigerians could face acute hunger in 2025, while over 150 million already lack access to healthcare, education, water, and sanitation.

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Despite these challenges, Obi urged Nigerians not to lose hope, stressing that the vision of a great and prosperous Nigeria remains alive. “A society cannot survive on injustice, waste, and misrule. Yet, just as we overcame colonialism and dictatorship, so too can we overcome today’s failures. A great Nigeria is still possible—one built on justice, fairness, productivity, and the dignity of its citizens,” he concluded.

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